psychoticpingouins: 48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
me in 1st grade: wow swearing is so bad i won't ever swear
me now: pass the motherfuckin salt you fuck
sadpark: my head hurts a lot and i really just want to play with your hands and sleep for a very long time
Even if I had made some mistakes in the past, I...
I don’t know the secret to success, but the secret to failure is trying to...– Bill Cosby (via quote-book)